Dad Joke

Will you remember me?
Will you remember me tomorrow?
Will you remember me a year from now?
Will you remember me when you get old?

Knock knock
-Who’s there?
I thought you said you’ll remember me!

Two whoppers from the PM

Stuff reports:

Asked about the National’s commitment to get tough on gangs, Ardern said the best way to deal with gangs and methamphetamine in the community was to support the . The Government had done that by adding more than 2000 , she said.Ardern criticised the previous National government, she said that under  – who was  minister from 2008-2011 – there was a decrease in the number of .

Two whoppers here.

The first is they have now added on more than 2,000 Police. There are 1,260 more Police now than in October 2017. She is trying to claim every new Police recruit as “adding Police” but that is nonsensical.

Imagine a CEO who had 300 staff quit and then hired 100 new staff and claimed they had “added more than 100 staff”.

The second whopper is her claim police numbers decreased under Judith Collins. Here are the FTE sworn Police numbers from Police annual reports:

  • 30 June 2008: 8,453
  • 30 June 2009: 8,776
  • 30 June 2010: 8,789
  • 30 June 2011: 8,856
  • 30 June 2012: 8,940

Winston Peters should be put up against a wall and shot,

Border exemptions for horse-racing track workers

The Provincial Growth Fund is bankrolling a horse-racing track in Christchurch to the tune of $10.5 million despite officials saying the project is ineligible because it is in a city not a province. …

This story was originally published on RNZ.co.nz and is republished with permission.

Four people have been granted border exemptions to enter New Zealand for work on an all-weather horse-racing track in Cambridge, sparking questions from the Opposition about what the government is prioritising during the Covid-19 pandemic.

The workers were granted entry from Australia to help construct the synthetic track, which was championed by New Zealand First and funded with $7 million of taxpayers’ money from the Provincial Growth Fund (PGF).

The National Party wants to know why they were given priority to work on the track in Waikato when thousands of other people remain locked out of New Zealand.

Cambridge Jockey Club chief executive Mark Fraser-Campin said workers from Australian company Martin Collins, who lay synthetic tracks, were working on the project when Covid-19 struck.

“Unfortunately, the guys were here to mix up pre-lockdown and then had to go back to Australia. They went back and just had a bit of a struggle to get back in. But we’ve now got an exemption for them to come over.”

Racing Minister and New Zealand First leader Winston Peters checks in on the construction of the Cambridge all-weather track in June.
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Racing Minister and New Zealand First leader Winston Peters checks in on the construction of the Cambridge all-weather track in June.

A spokesperson for Immigration Minister Kris Faafoi said the Martin Collins staff were assessed as being critical workers, as they had unique skills not found in New Zealand.

National’s Regional Development spokesperson Michael Woodhouse questioned why a synthetic horse-racing track was a priority when it came to approving border exemptions.

“There are very many thousands of well-meaning applications from loved ones, partners and other essential skills workers that are simply not even being considered. So why these workers came through when others were being blocked is a very important question that needs to be answered by the government.”

Last week, New Zealand Initiative chairman Roger Partridge said businesses had found border exemptions almost impossible to get.

The think tank had surveyed its members, including some of the largest companies in New Zealand, and found border exemptions were rare and were processed inconsistently, he said.

“The border exemptions are as scarce as a winning lottery ticket and whether or not they get one seems to be a matter of chance.”

Cabinet guidelines say short-term workers, coming into the country for fewer than six months, must have unique experience not found in New Zealand.

Partridge told RNZ’s Checkpoint that many businesses were struggling to get skilled workers into the country under the current rules.

“We heard stories of major plant commissioning having to be deferred and of senior executives and their families being marooned overseas after resigning from their jobs to take up leadership positions in New Zealand.”

Immigration Minister Kris Faafoi speaks to media during question time at Parliament on August 06, 2020 in Wellington, New Zealand.
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Immigration Minister Kris Faafoi speaks to media during question time at Parliament on August 06, 2020 in Wellington, New Zealand.

Faafoi’s spokesperson said the decision to grant border exemptions for the Cambridge race track workers was made by officials, without input or advocacy from any politicians.

It’s the third all-weather race track funded by the government, paid for using nearly $30 million from the Provincial Growth Fund.

The tracks have been championed by New Zealand First.

Officials from the Provincial Development Unit (PDU) recommended declining funding for the three tracks when a bid was first made in 2018 by the New Zealand Racing Board and New Zealand Thoroughbred Racing.

In documents obtained by RNZ under the Official Information Act, the PDU said the projects didn’t meet PGF criteria and that it was “unknown” as to whether they would create permanent jobs.

The documents also show PDU officials assessed that one of the tracks, at Riccarton Park, was not eligible for Provincial Growth Fund money because it was in Christchurch City and the fund is for the provinces.

But all three tracks were all eventually paid for from a part of the PGF called ‘Manifesto Commitments to the Regions’ – a fund set aside for projects in the Labour-New Zealand First coalition agreement.

Last week the Auditor General criticised the Manifesto fund, which has paid out $45 million for seven projects, for a lack of transparency and for operating as a “fund within a fund”.

The politics are of little interest to the Cambridge Jockey Club however.

Its chief executive Mark Fraser-Campin said he was looking forward to having the project completed, now that the Australian workers had the exemptions enabling them to come over and finish the track.

“I know it’s going to make a huge difference to Cambridge.”

The minister responsible for the PGF, New Zealand First’s Shane Jones, declined an interview with RNZ.

In a statement, he said he and the three Labour Party Ministers who signed off on funding for the race tracks stood by their decisions.

Jones said wet weather meant about 40 race meetings were postponed each year and the synthetic tracks would support the $1.6 billion racing industry which provided about 15,000 full-time jobs.

Labour being soft on crime is a Joke

Oamaru man gets home detention for raping 15-year-old girl

The victim told the Timaru District Court she has been plagued by nightmares since being raped by Bailee Andrew James Hawtin, 24, about eight times over a month – the first while her older sister was screaming at him to stop.

“He took advantage of me and used me. I feel disgusted,” the victim said.

“I went from being happy to a closed person who doesn’t even like going shopping alone because I feel it may happen again.”

Hawtin was sentenced to nine months’ home detention with judicial monitoring and issued a first strike when he appeared before Judge Joanna Maze in the Timaru District Court on Wednesday, having pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual connection with a person aged 12 to 16.

Judge Maze did not order Hawtin to be registered as a child sex offender because there was no indication he posed an ongoing risk to children.

In a summary of facts presented to the court, Crown prosecutor Anne-Marie McRae said Hawtin and an associate picked the victim, her sister, and niece up from their home one evening.

They spent a few hours driving around and drinking before going to the home of Hawtin’s associate to sleep.

“Both the defendant and victim were intoxicated at this time,” McRae said.

While all five were settled in the bedroom, Hawtin began kissing the victim – ignoring her protest of “no” and attempts to push him away.

Her sister told Hawtin to stop and that she was underage, while his associate encouraged him to have sex with her.

Hawtin pinned the victim down – holding her wrists “so she couldn’t struggle” during the ordeal, McRae said.

He raped the victim at least seven more times across North Otago and South Canterbury, plying her with drugs and alcohol beforehand.

Hawtin, when questioned by police, stated he and the victim were in a consensual sexual relationship, and she claimed to be 16.

Judge Maze said Hawtin was “psychologically immature” and easily influenced.

“You are known to suffer from a diagnosed health disorder which impairs judgment and impacts your ability to express or even feel full remorse,” the judge said.

“At least in the immediate past, you have been living with the strong support of close family. You have changed the associations you previously had, and been making efforts to live a more responsible life.”

Judge Maze said Hawtin was trying to kick his drug habit but had suffered a relapse, and was back in a rehabilitation programme.

“You need to adopt better strategies for avoiding relapse, you need to choose your friends with greater care, and you need to settle down in employment.”

McRae argued for the defendant to be sentenced to imprisonment because he showed “a lack of accountability and remorse”.

“His attitude is concerning and may be indicative of how he would approach a sentence of home detention.”

Defence lawyer Kelly Beazley argued Hawtin was “remorseful” and “takes responsibility for his actions”, and had been adhering to the conditions of electronically-monitored bail since being released from custody on April 17.

“This has been a learning curve for him.”

Judge Maze said Hawtin’s rehabilitation needed to be the focus of the sentence and “that won’t be achieved with a full custodial sentence”.