I do 5 sit-ups every day…it doesn’t sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Log in to Reply
My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay his bill…how irresponsible. Log in to Reply
Why do Fat people say they have to start eating right ?? They’ve obviously Mastered the art of Chewing & Swallowing LOL Log in to Reply
Pickup Line: You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Log in to Reply
Ugly girls and prime numbers have a lot in common… nothing will go into them except themselves. Log in to Reply
If chicks ran the world, there’d be no wars…only a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other Log in to Reply
I hate when people get me a card for my birthday… Cards are almost $4. Couldn’t you just buy me a beer? Log in to Reply
IWI stands for – I want It
I do 5 sit-ups every day…it doesn’t sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay his bill…how irresponsible.
Why do Fat people say they have to start eating right ?? They’ve obviously Mastered the art of Chewing & Swallowing LOL
Pickup Line: You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Ugly girls and prime numbers have a lot in common… nothing will go into them except themselves.
Big girls don’t cry? Bullshit. Fat girls have a reason to cry.
If chicks ran the world, there’d be no wars…only a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other
I hate when people get me a card for my birthday… Cards are almost $4. Couldn’t you just buy me a beer?
The Ice Cream Headache: Nature’s way of saying, “Slow down, fat ass!”
Dudes who wear skinny jeans, you took the phrase “I got in her pants” the wrong way…
Padded Bras are the ultimate false advertisement.