HDPA on Jacinda’s first month: Not good

by Cameron Slater on November 27, 2017 at 7:30am

Heather du Plessis-Allan looks at Jacinda Ardern’s first month on the job.

She starts by recounting the mis-step of pretending that Trump didn’t know who she was. HDPA reckons it wasn’t that big a deal world-wide or diplomatically, except:

For Ardern herself, though, this is a personal mistake she couldn’t afford to make. The risk for her is that this misstep adds to the growing impression that she doesn’t know what she’s doing.

And not just Ardern, but the rest of Labour too.

At any stage in a Government’s life — but especially at the start when we’re first getting to know the characters — there is the risk of a narrative taking hold. All that requires is three or more balls-ups that seem similar enough to look like a pattern.

Once there’s a pattern, anything that looks even a tiny bit similar only reinforces it further.

So far, the pattern is that Labour is out of its depth.

Their talent pool was as shallow as a car-park puddle, so it is to be expected that anything deeper than a bird bath would put them out of their depth.

First, there was the extremely clumsy moment in Parliament when National tricked Labour into striking a deal it didn’t need to strike to get Trevor Mallard elected to the Speaker’s job.

The error was so simple as to be embarrassing: no one in Labour appeared to have counted the MPs in the debating chamber.

Next, Kelvin Davis showed he’s not up to the job of filling in for ArdernWhile the grown-ups were out of the country, it fell to him to be acting PM, but he couldn’t even answer questions in the House without colleagues first whispering the answers to him.

And then there was Ardern’s handling of our offer to take Manus Island refugees.

Some may see Ardern as ballsy for pushing Australia around a bit, others see her as naive for failing to realise how much she was pushing Australia around, and how it was annoying Malcolm Turnbull.

That’s a pattern alright. Spot on Heather.

The risk of a narrative is that, once it takes hold, it’s hard to shake.

George W Bush became the stupid guy, Al Gore became the lying guy, Helen Clark became the matron of the nanny state.

It’s never entirely true, but if enough people think it is, the damage is done and it punishes you forever.

Ardern doesn’t deserve this narrative to take hold. She’s articulate, a fast learner and is actually getting things about 98 per cent right. That’s no easy task.

After that brutal summary it seems HDPA needed to sprinkle just a little bit of unicorn farts and pixie dust around.

Labour leaders before her took months just to learn how to look at TV cameras and talk at the same time. But now the narrative is pencil-sketched waiting for Labour to colour it inIt would do Labour good to avoid the errors it’s making. That will avoid something inane like Ardern’s travel yarn getting blown out of proportion like it has.\

Wait until Manus Island blows up in her face, which it will.