by SB on January 31, 2019 at 10:00am
DO talk about your cat ( until he gets run over by a car.)
DO talk about your pregnancy.
DO talk about your house.
DO talk about your boyfriend and almond milk
Do pimp your baby at every possible opportunity
Do as many photoshoots and magazine covers as you can
DO say as little as possible while letting Simon Bridges flail about making you look like a popular leader in comparison.
DON’T talk about Kiwibuild, Phil Twyford or Stephen Barclay
DON’T talk about Sroubek or Hardcore
DON’T Talk about the alcohol and sexual abuse at the Young Labour camp
DON’T talk about the minister who manhandled and bruised a staff member.
DON’T talk about the less than transparent minister who had to resign because you wouldn’t fire her.
DON’T talk about the Charter schools you closed down.
DON’T talk about the Oil and Gas industries that you destroyed with a Captain’s call.
DON’T talk about Venezuela
DON’T talk about the UN Migration Compact
Most importantly lie low and don’t show your face to avoid having to answer awkward questions.