Comments on: That’s how the fight started

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:05:38 +0000

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:05:13 +0000

Mythbusters is the scientific version of MTV’s Jackass.

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:04:58 +0000

If your land falls in an ideal area for a Waitemata-to-Manukau harbour canal, it may be confiscated. (Auckland, New Zealand)

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:04:22 +0000

Gay marriage is legal in 8 states in the USA. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America.

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:03:45 +0000

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift…..

The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift..

When she asked me why, I replied,

“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started…..

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:03:20 +0000

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’

‘No,’ she answered. I then said,

‘Is that your final answer?’

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started…

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:02:55 +0000

I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

“I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”

He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”

“Nah, she can order for herself.”

And that’s when the fight started…..

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:02:28 +0000

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, “Do you know him?”

“Yes”, she sighed,

“He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?”

And then the fight started…

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:02:12 +0000

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, “When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:01:56 +0000

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, “What’s on TV?”

I said, “Dust.”

And then the fight started…